UCF Freshmen Being Assigned to Live in Closets and Bathrooms

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UCF Freshmen Being Assigned to Live in Closets and Bathrooms
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Incoming student Ashlyn TenBieg was shocked to find out that she was the only freshman in the online group without a roommate. While for some, this would be an ideal situation – no roommates to filthy up the bathroom, the ability to run around your room pantsless, no one to judge you for having nachos for dinner (again!) – TenBieg wanted the full college experience, living with a stranger and all.

She called the UCF housing office to inquire about the issue, and she learned that not having a roommate was the least of her problems. "[The representative from the housing office] told me that they mistakenly placed me in a bathroom and that I will get a new assignment," TenBieg told Knight News, "I thought the lady was just joking at first when she told me, because she said it so casual."

TenBieg wasn't the only new student experiencing rooming troubles at the Neptune Community on-campus dorm at UCF. Brian Schickman already secured a roommate, but he kept his eye on his room assignment, which he says kept moving around. Eventually his roommate's parents got involved and discovered that their son's latest room assignment was a closet.

The Real Krusty Krab is Coming to Palestine

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The Real Krusty Krab is Coming to Palestine
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Ramallah, Palestine is about to become the home of this scarily-accurate tribute to Spongebob Squarepants's "Krusty Krab." As you can see, the outside is coming along just fine:

And even the inside office space is based on the show!

Here's hoping they remember to put the pickles on my burger this time...

Phony Soldier in a Fake Uniform Gets Called Out

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Via: CameToWin
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And the Eagle of Freedom perched itself atop the shoulder of the Lincoln Memorial and uttered, "smdh."

Shoplifting and Social Media Bragging Really Don't Mix

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Shoplifting and Social Media Bragging Really Don't Mix
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Yep, after this shoplifter stole a dress she proceeded to show off the same merchandise in her Facebook photos, leading to her arrest. Smooth move! Check out the full story here: